Ultra Brite: It Gets You Noticed

Nothing to say here. Just listen to the narrator, and he'll explain it all for you.

Discuss: is this for real, or a tongue-in-cheek satire? It was, after all, 1983, so it's very difficult to determine.

I sincerely hope Richie and Lynn have managed to stay together and have not soured on each other due to decaying bodies and decaying teeth.