Giblet Gravy and Sliced Turkey!

This one defies description, but that never stops me: a housewife channels a Tennessee Williams character and, naturally, loses her mind over the time it takes to heat up a TV dinner. Her husband is understandably terrified.

She says, "and by and by it was done," which sounds like a Bible passage or a unique physics term to measure time.

The most significant frozen dish of our time indeed.