Jim Nabors Not Being Gomer Pyle!

Here's the "Heart-Touching Magic of Jim Nabors," but even more importantly, here's the brain-twisting disorientation of seeing Jim simultaneously not be Gomer Pyle AND wear a leisure suit. Wow. Just wow.

"America's Romantic Recording Star," as the announcer asks us to now call him, sings "Help Me Make It Through The Night" because he knows how tough this will be for us.

He also sings "You Don't Know Me," and we really don't, do we?

We're informed that he is not only loved by millions, but by countless millions. Good news for Jim, but not good news for the Census Bureau.