Palmolive -- Madge

Finding one good representative Madge situation is impossible, because they're ALL good. But here, we get a small but grateful glimpse into her hazy background, as to why she became a manicurist. She recommends Palmolive strongly, but never makes us think that it's a sick obsession.

"You're soaking in it," she says, but WE'RE soaking in it, and let us all drown in Madge commercials!